Now I'm sure you all want to know, "What exactly is a 'Bananapetal'? Well, way back in LBM(LongBeach Middleschool) 1999, I was in Mr.Klines math class laughing behind his back with Stephany while he itched his Balls with chalk on his hands (like no one noticed...). He always turned facing the board like he was gona write sum-tin with his left hand with a peice of chalk in it and his right hand on his balls. Than he would turn back around and as he did he would switch the chalk to his right hand and there would be yellow, left-handed, chalk-marks and yellow hand prints all over his black pants. The whole class tried to contain there laughter untile he turned back around to do it again. Than, still itching his balls, he would scold us for not paying attension to the lesson and not paying attension to what he was doing, but we were paying attension to what he was doing and we were paying attension to the yellow, lefthanded chalk-marks on his black pants.He never seamed to notice because his big jolly belly was to far out for him to even see his feet (i feel bad for Mrs.Kline).
The worst thing in his class was when he caught a certain person laughing, they had to write a problem on the board and solve it infront of the whole class. Now, in any regular math class, this would be a simple task and no biggie, but in Mr. Klines math class, there was the knollage of the yellow chalk and the knollage of where his hands had bin before he touched the yellow chalk. If you were the one called up to do a problem, not only would you have to touch that ewwy yellow chalk, but kids would tease you for a week afterwards and call you the Ball-Boy or yellow-Handed. Needless to say, you did'nt wana be caught.
Holy Cow, I side-tracked to much, back to why I am a Bananapetal. Anyway, me and Steph. were laughing and we started to talk;
Step:"Is it true big feet mean big, you know, Bananas...?"
Sue(Me):"I don't know, why don't you ask Mr.Kline?"
Steph: te-he, no realy?
Sue:"well, if a dick is a Banana, than what do girls have?
Steph:"A peal?
Both:"Haha!
Sue:"I think thats when its opened...
Steph:So whats it called when it's closed?
Sue:A Banananpetal!
Both:HAHAHAHA!
And so thats why im Bananapetal!
Sincerestly, Sue